A haiku about working in retail

thatgaynerdyguy:

insideabubblethatsomeoneblew:

kamikazi278:

Why’d you put that there

That’s not where you got that from

You lazy asshole

I fucking hate you
Control your stupid ass kids
Or I will kill you

You cunty asshole

I know how to do my job

Please have a nice day

What are you doing?

We close in five minutes; no

I cannot help you

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