area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!
Tumblr has given me unreal expectations for my lady-dating experience. Like, all the lesbians I wanna date are here on Tumblr, being anti-social, adorable, awkward, nerdy feminists and loving all the same shit I love and shipping all the same ships as me, but I’m only finding aggressive lesbians who want to go hiking on dating sites and I just want to play video games and watch Netflix like…. AUGHHH I don’t know how to find you, adorable lesbian nerds, so I can heap affection on youuuu and we can play DA:I togetherrrrrrrr… *awkward grabby hands and whining noises*
there is something so incomprehensibly flattering about getting asks about your OCs. Like— someone, somewhere, somehow was so interested in this person you made up that they took a whole minute out of their day to inquire about some random, mundane aspect of their life and that’s beautiful to me